I love the show House, because it is a fantasy world where Dr. House gets to say all the things to patients every doctor wishes he could say. Well, here is a list of all the things homeschoolers wish they could say to all those "well meaning" busy bodies who like to question us about homeschooling! My personal favorite:
#12 If my kid's only six and you ask me with a straight face how I can possibly teach him what he'd learn in school, please understand that you're calling me an idiot. Don't act shocked if I decide to respond in kind.